Strawberry yogurt is that bitch, and no one can convince me otherwise.

I’m still salty they moved the Scream franchise to New York. What are they gonna run from Ghostface on Citi Bikes? Throw a bacon egg and cheese at him? Sic a bunch of rats on him? Ok maybe that last one was scary…

So glad Charli XCX is English. “Dial 911 it’s a lot of fun” doesn’t hit like “Dial 999 it’s a good time”