BONGO BONGO BONGO I DON’T WANNA LEAVE THE CONGO OH NO NO NO NO NO

Me on the right

they're doing this to me tomorrow

“I have something to give you. 30 terabytes of diaper fur art! All at once! All for you.”

egg

“Why did you make me disabled?” “Because you’re my toughest yakubian”

*says the N word once*

*opens twitter again after a month to check on feed* "Drag and transgenderism was a big part of the Third Reich." "Making babies is far right." *closes twitter*

I'm sorry, hitler. We lost him.

another day passed without the world being a medieval european fantasy with me as the protagonist

“Look at all those gen alpha kids liking the Phantom Menace Mike, you fat fuck”

“The Empire are ontologically evil Emperor Giga Ch-AAAAAAACK”