the first time my dick ever got hard is when poison ivy kissed robin

i dont know what to post on here anymore so i might as well flex

what yall don’t know is that i been quoting the leaks of these new uzi songs on my instagram captions for years

Fear is the mind-killer

yeah I hang with villains

if you show a girl a cool enough leaf she will have sex with you

hey🪐

i love the array of old ass twitter friends I have like can I meet y’all

WHAT THE FUCK

I went through her likes

bivalves are heartless soulless monsters

I need some pussy that'll make me cook paper

i think my prefrontal cortex is developing because i’m in home depot and i stopped in the rope isle for a minute like damn i would love to own a good rope

me on adderall

they call me newt the way my gangrich

Saw a down-and-out in Seattle last night. His sign said not "I need food" or "I need a job" but "I need a fat bitch". What could this mean?

Leme see them christmas nipples