When my parents use me as a bad example....

if i annoy you please consider this extremely reasonable solution

I asked one of my preschoolers what he was being for Halloween. He said “I’m being the fire fighter and YOU are being the fire” 😂

Freshman @ mercer

Dear future husband

Was anybody else’s dad shooting the graduation fireworks off the top of Tate last night? Nope didn’t think so ;-))

This candle form bath and body works is the truth thank me later

Clare thinks she special up here on the bachelorette. I too think I’ve found my future husband 5 seconds after I meet somebody smh :-//

One of my fav things about working with kids is that their parents will take them on fun trips (mountains, beach, Disney, etc) and when they come back I’ll ask them about it and the only thing they are excited about is that they stayed in a hotel 😂😭

Today my na-na made me unfriend my ex from her Facebook if anyone was wondering where I get my pettiness from 😅

Spent a lot of time covering a zit on my chin today only to get to work & have a 4 year old say “miss kara where did you get that boo boo on your face”

But r we surprised? 😎💅🏽⚡️

Haven’t done this in a while sooooo here’s a convo I had w one of my 4 year old’s today: Me: “Hey dude what happened to your listening ears??” Kid: “They turned off” Me: “well let’s turn them back on then” Kid: “I can’t they’re dead” 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

Who told my parents abt my tattoo? I just wanna talk

Plz only refer to me as the “pickle friend” from now on

Plz

When I started painting my furniture 4 months ago & still haven’t finished & my mom keeps asking me for update pics 😅

When I tell y’all I am still SCARRED from my mom turning this book into a ~bonding experience~ and making me read it WITH HER every night before bed