Friends: a reminder. BMI is *garbage* science. BUT If you're BMI 30+ and that makes you eligible for the vaccine where you live:

I was going to share this as a reminder to read it later, then I shared it EXTRA HARD when Twitter "helpfully" reminded me that I was going to share an article I hadn't read.

Perfection

I need to get out of bed, but Haze is keeping his feet warm on my belly.

I really, really hope they release the pattern, because I NEED ONE.

I feel this in my bones, and will likely continue to do so for the next 10 years.

Republicans are going to be like “Okay enough is enough, let’s get rid of schools”

I used to drink tons of Diet Coke but it’s been one month since I’ve had a drop. I want to share some of the changes I’ve observed in myself over that time: - My health is unchanged - I’m less happy - My one source of joy is gone Thanks for encouraging me on this journey!

Panem et $44B Circenses. Enjoy your popcorn while the butter is hot.

C: trying to take the garbage out Pest: making the dash to the door C: "No buddy! You can't go out right now, it's late." Pest: "Noooooo, I need to eat my emotional support grass!"

M: opens the door to C's office Haze: dashes inside, where he no doubt was earlier banished M: "I brought you a Haze! He's been giving me soulful eyes. Look at those soulful eyes!" C: "I saw those soulful eyes. I also saw those soulful claws in the ass too."

M: pinning a squirmy Pest to check anal glands, then holding a damp cloth to his anus to check on irritated skin. "Almost looks like this bled. Vet tomorrow." Look up to see C nearby. Flash the brown and pink cloth his way. "Look, I got you a cherry chocolate for Valentine's!"

Going forward, maybe I should check that the thermometer's battery still works before breaking out the KY and scruffing the cat. On a related note, there's now lube on my couch.

The reason so many cats struggle to "calm their tits" is because they have eight of them.

❓Did you know Scottish Fold cats have many health and #welfare issues, including serious cartilage and bone problems, leading to painful joint disease and severe arthritis? It’s disappointing to see the new film, Argylle, normalising and further fuelling their popularity. 1/2