Got shoved out of the way getting off the tram by a slow walker. What were you in a hurry to get off for?

I'm at a spa hotel, whatever that means but I'm getting a massage tomorrow. Dude needs to relax.

Watching a lady gaga interview on TV right now and it really reaffirms why I don't like a whole lot of things, gaga and TV included.

This hotel doesn't even have a Gideon's bible, what the hell is going on?

I'm surrounded by people who could be my grandparents. I guess I learned how relax at an early age.

First the women was upset that I wanted to get by, so I didn't. Then she was upset that I was in her way when she wanted off the tram.

Beats headphones broken?? Stop slanging plastic headphones and work on the album Dre.

Some kid asked me for a lighter today, sorry I said. Then he pulls one from his pocket and starts smoking and looks at me like I'm strange??

This tasker app is pretty sweet if only I remembered how to program stuff from college.

Just saw the security guards at the grocery store take off running. The guy was gone, what a letdown

Now more than ever we need Mitt Romney to save these Olympics.

Listening to British commentators for women's snowboarding and I want them to shut up. Give me bill Walton, anyone really.

This is Russia's game is killing me. Rocky 4 all over again.

And Ivan Drago just punched me in the gut. Let's get it together.

Good call refs

Just saw a guy wearing a sport coat and no shoes on the subway. A strange choice.

I don't know much Czech but this kid on the team is singing about hot dogs in buns. #parekvroliku

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A guy on the Czech republic is wearing a shirt that says, "hannity and hannity" with small print "where's comes". Didn't see that coming.

Nothing like taking an hour and a half to get through airport security. What is the word I'm looking for, oh yeah freedom.