I remember 2024 like it was yesterday.

my first meal of the year is rice cos i will rise to the top.

There is NO reason your iPhone should flash when you get a notification 😭

A very very immature thing to do…

BROOOOOOOO

When I’m dating someone and they message me ‘sorry for the delay’ I always tell them not to apologise lol because what are you saying sorry for honestly (I get it’s being polite) but you don’t need to, you’re a busy person, probably working.

This girl just sang “Aaron Pierre that’s mufasa” TO ME ON FACETIME!! THE DISRESPECT!!!

Bringing this legendary video back to the timeline 😂😂

Jimmy Chungs, 10000 >

Uzumaki ☝🏿

I actually had the best workout yesterday

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I can’t be the only one that double checks the meaning of words even when I already know it, before I use them right???

100kg for 10. Took a while but we got here 💪🏾💪🏾

Work asking for ‘guess the baby’ photos but I’m the only black girl on the team🧍🏾‍♀️

The greatest crime in modernity…

When men share how they feel

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Dear son, watch this carefully.

"Is there religious genocide in Nigeria?" Pastor Matthew Ashimolowo: