Work spam FINALLY aligns with personal interests.

Silage the Red-Nosed Reindeer #WestCoastXmas

Three days to go. Relax. Read your horoscope. And definitely call a Capricorn.

Nephew has covid, Christmas is in the bin, escape flight delayed, departure lounge festive playlist has just entered its second loop and the only thing to eat is fruit mince pies. I can’t do anymore Decembering.

Not a twig. I need a cup of trifle and a lie down.

When hunter marries gatherer. (Dinner with a side of smug!!)

It will be April before I figure out how to correctly unwrap a Cadbury bauble.

When the personalised branded gift software won’t let you type the f-word …

“That liquid is called ‘purge’” - ⁦Hannah Miller⁩ ends the year with the best quotes! Blood, bones & band aids: A Lady Butcher answers the meaty questions nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/bloo…

The Guardian needs to watch more Coro.

“Surprise!”

Ruined 60c worth of couscous by adding too much water? Simply break into chunks, add a week’s worth of cheese, butter and garlic and fry until the house smells like the restaurant we should have gone to in the first place because it would have been cheaper.

When the weather drives you to consider Christmas ham bone soup in January, it is time to shift postal codes.

Has anyone EVER successfully pulled the tabs on a Gregg’s spice packet?

This is an amazing initiative born of passion, energy and a sincere commitment to do good. Kelli Brett you are a legend! And I am incredibly humbled by this list.

What’s for dinner? I need comfort menu reading …

The world's longest wedding cake saga has a happy(sad) ending. Kim Knight On Cake, Cancelled Weddings nzherald.co.nz/viva/life/kim-…

Behind the scenes at the art gallery. Such a lovely story to work on for ⁦Canvas Magazine⁩ and NZ Herald Premium. Bottoms up! What Auckland Art Gallery found when it cleaned a 400-year-old Brueghel nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/bott…

Now THAT’S a cabbage.

"20-course devastation menus". (Every so often the transcribing software really nails it).