I rebuke accidents, sickness, sudden death, and evil projections over my life.

Vehicle insurance card in Kenyan Roads😂😂

Stop avoiding your banking app, go look at what you've done.

Kuna hii phase after umeachwaa, usipojichunga unaeza kuwa malaya ajabu

Gas imekataa kuzima.

Ukinikosa online hakuna mahali pengine utanipata

Men what sounds better than "I love you"?

Nyinyi mkiskia hamko sawa mentally huwa mnafanya aje??

unapea msichana heshima yako yote alafu unapata hajawai toa mimba

apart from suicide nini ingine mtu anaeza fanya akifika mwisho?

I’m sorry, but I just can’t stand it anymore. This massive, outrageous, pork-filled Congressional spending bill is a disgusting abomination. Shame on those who voted for it: you know you did wrong. You know it.

Sijawahi elewa mbona madem wenye hawajaiva ndo huwa wananitaka☹️😂😂

Natakanga kutweet na kizunguu alafu nakumbuka loyals wangu wote wanakuanga wajinga😂.

Nimefika kwa nyumba wife ananiambia nirudi kwenye nmetoka. Nifanyeje?

Ukitaka kujua Dem yako ametoka kucheat unajua aje??😄😂😂

Sahi utapata kuna mtu amepanga maisha milele na mtu wako

It's June, have you done something gay?

Msee akikupea ukimwi knowingly si unaweza mpeleka ndani?and that case should be handled like murder.

Siku tutaacha kuvaa nguo ndo tutakuwa fully civilized.

A person is a person through other people.