Kwani these UDA folks are all bark and no papers?

Your boy Rigathi just dropped a Ksh. 500 billion debt bomb on us last night. Which kind of brakes are these?

Best Tweet you'll read today!

Oya Stanbic Bank Kenya , great App you got there..when it works.

Want to hear a funny joke? Zuku is telling me to renew subscription promising higher speeds of 60mbps. What a bunch of halfwits!

Dear good people ORPPKenya , what documents did this Vibrant Democratic Party show you? Who signed them? And did they show you a resignation letter from The ODM Party ? Who are they?

#JKLive Malala: I'm here to mourn the death of 9 innocent Kenyans Also Malala: Those who were shot today are terrorists. This is wild. Citizen TV Kenya Sen. Ledama Olekina Jeff Koinange, MBS Cleo Malalah

#KOT You're a cat, nine lives and all.

However, Tarek el-Tayeb Mohamed Bouazzi was a Tunisian street vendor who set himself on fire in December 2010 was the catalyst for Tunisian revolution and Arab Spring.

In this era of digital and gig economy, a Co-op Bank Kenya branch still wants a letter from employer/employment number to open an account. What era is this bank living in? The nature of the job market has changed, design your products to move with the times.

Which Kenyan Politician has the Most Punchable Face? #RutoMustGo

The president should stop this obsession with providing jobs through housing. It is an old tired line. Government cannot employ everyone. He's not listening #RutoMustResign #RutoMustGo

If anyone needs to moderate the conversation with president on X , It's got to be Eric Latiff. Direct, concise and no BS.

The interview with the President was total unmitigated disaster for the administration. Perhaps Ruto didn't even prepare, thought he could manage Ageyo and Linus. He didn't count on Eric Latiff. Blow after blow... A delight to watch. He should fire his entire Comms team.

On 26th March, Safaricom PLC without my authorisation, subscribed me to some weird SKIZA tune. I complained and promptly unsubscribed. While they returned my Ksh. 1.50, thank very much, they have been quiet on how this happened. Fun fact: Safcom has 47M active lines, do the math.

Dear Safaricom Care , 150MB YouTube data really adds nothing of value to me. If you want to give me free data, don't restrict it to which App I can use it on.

Why does Co-op Bank Kenya think this is funny? Alienating an entire segment of Tugege cooperative movement

The Global Visa Card payment from Safaricom Care is a total scam. Google bills me Ksh. 250, local currency and Safaricom goes ahead to charge 8.75 as Forex charges. This is theft. I never get the same charge with a bank card.

So, tell me Airtel Kenya, if a service is to expire on the 17/10/2025 at 23:59:59, why is it that I don't have internet now on 17/10/2025 at 00:20:59 ? Or did I completely misunderstand the entire concept of time?

This is what Airtel Kenya is passing off as 15Mbps. 0.3% service at full price.