Hilarious.

If he can't get his wall, he's gonna order a shitload of daleks.

This world is getting stranger by the minute. Was this film on one night as Donald J. Trump was sleeping?

It's a seven from me!

Yes. When we make the wrong decisions we are allowed to glean from the wisdom of folk that know better South of the border. Thank goodness.

Can’t believe it’s taken folk so long to notice 🔊 x.com/petemurch/stat…

How about this? Labour is Red, Tories are Blue You have precisely 43 days in which to renegotiate complex legislation and trading agreements, stop wasting it by grandstanding in the mother of all parliaments And spouting shit poetry too.

ICYMI - another wee bump for the guys ahead of their 41 mile challenge tomorrow. They’re raising funds in support of our friend Mark Gaddie and his family. Please RT and donate if you are able. Thanks. #MoveWithMark #MakeItHappen #MoffatToMelrose

I'm sure it will alarm many, John. But it will delight many, many more. I do get a little tired of Tories telling us what most Scots think. It's what most people think about the complete clusterfuck of a party he clings onto he should worry about.

Incredibly sad news 💔 Harry was a true gentleman and a Hero. X x.com/mrdanwalker/st…

Play Bowling King with me! [goo.gl/PKD66U] #Bowling_King

Good luck to the The Caddy Mann at #SRA16

Good luck to everyone in the Borders awaiting tomorrow's #examresults It feels like yesterday when I was waiting for that brown envelope!!

Well done طريف البلاع ... fantastic effort! x.com/Scotlandteam/s…

At Springwood Park,, Kelso for the election count for the General Election and by-election. It's all a bit tense here! :Long night ahead.

Reporting for the Southern Reporter, Berwickshire News and Hawick News, bringing you updates throughout the night.

The SNP are saying they needed a large turnout here. It has been raining all day, It's a strange world where weather can decide an election.

That's all the ballot boxes in at Kelso ... for both the General Election and the Holyrood by-election.

Early indications at Kelso are that the Conservatives are well ahead in both the General Election and by-election. #GeneralElection