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Kevin ßarhorst

@kevbar16

Miami U ‘23

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Yo CHRISTIANS✝️ THINK🤔 of going to CHURCH ⛪️ like THIS❗️GOD🙏invites all the HOMIES over to his CRIB🏡 every weekend, and YOU only pull up to the FUNCTION🎉 ONCE👆😦 on CHRISTMAS🎅🏻 yeah okay😂👌 good luck getting the ADDY📍 to his ETERNAL BANGER🕺 in the SKY🌌

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Happy International Women’s Day. Women are what make the world go round. Nothing is possible without women! We are truly so blessed to have women! Remember to celebrate women every day, not just today! (I am 6’2, funny, caring, and always pay for meals)

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Stranger Things this, Stranger Things that. You know what’s the strangest thing of all? How Peter denied knowing Jesus Christ, our Lord and savior, three times after his arrest by the Romans. Jesus, like Eleven, was shunned by those who had not witnessed him! In today’s sermon…

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Disgusting effort at the grocery today. Slow from aisle to aisle, was looking on the wrong shelf for products I get every time, had zero feel for freshness in the produce section, just bad all around. Disappointed in myself. Gotta be better next time out.

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I don’t know about you guys, but if I had 3 wishes from a genie, I’d wish for 3 ice cold beers…am I right bros?? 🤣🤣

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Went thru TSA today for the first time with the new baggage scanners where you don’t have to take your laptop out. It was super convenient! Only complaint is that they had to pull my bag to the side and check it cause of my laptop. Back to the drawing board I suppose!

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Wasn’t feeling good at Christmas Eve mass tonight. Cold sweats, headache, and shaking. The second I took a sip of the wine though, all of my ailments went away immediately! The Lord is so powerful!

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Playing bingo on vacation and overheard a little boy yell “mom I’m only 3 away!” Hahahahahahaha. You fool. You absolute numbskull. You’re not even close to a bingo. You have no idea how far away you are from a bingo. Stick to the baby pool, amateur.

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Hey Myles. Kevin here, big fan. Just wanted to let you know I was at the game today and didn’t cheer when Deshaun got hurt. No need to thank me, I’m a bit of an altruist. Anyways, we should hang sometime man. Lmk when you’re free! I know Sundays are busy, haha. Myles Garrett