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Hey Delta airlines - I guess checking in 90 minutes before flight 2223 doesn't mean you'll put my bag on the plane. #DeltaAirlines

The good news about Delta airlines losing my luggage is not having to unpack when I arrive home after a packed, stressful flight!

#Brainworm x.com/munchkin_rose/…

Boycott Nationwide thanks their your misogynist spokesperson Peyton Manning #RobLoweRoast #ComedyCentral #RespectWomen #Manning

Boycott Buick thanks to their misogynist spokesperson Peyton Manning #RobLoweRoast #ComedyCentral #RespectWomen #Manning

Boycott Nike thanks to their misogynist spokesperson Peyton Manning #RobLoweRoast #ComedyCentral #RespectWomen #Manning

Boycott all things #PeytonManning thanks to his misogynist antics. Peyton Manning #RobLoweRoast #ComedyCentral #RespectWomen #Manning

Boycott all things David Spade thanks to his #RobLoweRoast performance on comedycentral #MysogynyIsNeverFunny #RespectWomen

Boycott all things Jewel thanks to her #RobLoweRoast performance on comedycentral #MysogynyIsNeverFunny #RespectWomen

Boycott all things Jeff Ross thanks to his #RobLoweRoast performance on comedycentral #MysogynyIsNeverFunny #RespectWomen

Boycott all things Nikki Glaser thanks to his #RobLoweRoast performance on comedycentral #MysogynyIsNeverFunny #RespectWomen

Boycott all things Jimmy Carr thanks to his #RobLoweRoast performance on comedycentral #MysogynyIsNeverFunny #RespectWomen

Boycott all things Rob Lowe thanks to his #RobLoweRoast performance on comedycentral #MysogynyIsNeverFunny #RespectWomen

Boycotting Saturday Night Live - SNL thanks to #PeteDavidson and his #RobLoweRoast performance on comedycentral #MysogynyIsNeverFunny #RespectWomen #SNL

Finally! #TESD #ArmyAnt Bryan Johnson

The best #Joker in cinematic history? Jack Nicholson as Jack Torrance in #TheShining

taken - not took x.com/gitemstevedave…

I attend cons w 2 unnamed friends & airport security ALWAYS busts them w astro lube taped to their bodies like in Midnight Express. What up? x.com/michaelzapcic/…