Literally any clip from Community would work but this is a personal favorite of mine it's so fucking funny

“get fucked” as an insult is literally one of the funniest phrases white ppl ever made. like they were in their bag with that one

once i get my adderall script back ima show y’all what a real go getter looks like

💬| Malala Yousafzai on choosing between free Taylor Swift or Beyonce tickets "I have the Nobel Peace Prize and I demand both."

stand with the CWC! - please sign: sign.moveon.org/petitions/stan…

Republicans in Iowa refuse to answer questions about their bill to roll back child labor protections. These people are traitors.

All mothers — and fathers — should love their children unconditionally. UNCONDITIONALLY. This vile woman is proof that some people are not fit to be parents. She’s heartless and despicable.

This dropping whilst Hannah Montana was still airing.. parents were fuming

Way to talk in generalities Joe. Not saying there aren't a lot of fucked up things about pharma. That's why we created Costplusdrugs.com. But to ignore that the same industry has saved who knows how many lives is bullshit and you know it. It's also disrespectful to all

y’all gotta understand that y’all’s roommates are not your siblings…

Just saw a tweet saying this isn’t funny and I’m very sorry but are you out of your fucking mind

I did not receive a nomination for the Forbes 30 under 30 and I think it’s because this is how I answered the question about my favorite app

It’s Friday the 13th (in October) which means you have to give all black cats an extra treat and a little smooch on their head

Lisp gang rise up let’s say a bunch of words with S in them together

just two best friends chillin

another day as a big girl with a big girl job