I joined this terrible website 14 years ago because I wanted to follow Taylor Swift and Criss Angel.

Beating the heat by staying indoors and watching body cam footage of people getting arrested at Disney World

Adrian Wojnarowski Knicks fans to Jalen Brunson

The Yankees are like Jonah Hill at the We Sell Your Stuff on eBay Store. “I wish clinching the AL East were that simple.” “It could be, but you’re making it extremely complicated.”

The Substance (2024)

SMILING hard because baby boy is in a scary movie for spooky szn! SMILE 2 is now playing in theaters everywhere!

How I feel right now.

Nicole! What are you doing???

So you’re telling me RuPaul’s son is fighting Mike Tyson tonight?

Friend: “I’m outside. You ready?” Me:

My mom’s tree theme this year is hookah bar.

Luigi Mangione is also the name I gave myself in every improv scene I’ve ever done

Wow! Guess I’m a Jeremy Allen White “type”

Zyn is actually a beautiful name for a baby

I’m just spitballing here

They don’t teach gun safety at Arby’s Academy

Catch me in post for White Lotus season 3

Me.

Dear Mom. Los Angeles is fun. I met a lot of new friends at the Lakers game. Love, Ken

Can’t believe it took less than a year for people to think I’m AI