today I’m .

a recruiter for the FBI just viewed my LinkedIn profile. should I be scared or is this a new job opportunity

5:46 am and we are shooting my favorite things I’ve written to date 🥹🤠

My favorite episode of The Bear so far is cousins character development, so relatable and beautiful to watch him find happiness

the bear broke me

y’all ever listen to music from the perspective of a loved one and feel the song even harder? no? ok

I call all my CD’s mom and dad no exceptions

sad

sorry do y’all SEE THIS

are you kidding me 🥹❤️

I’m scared of temu

the fact that the bear JUST started shooting and is slated to release in June has me WORRIED

💖 no 💖

The Hulu option of “choosing your ad experience” should NOT be a thing

why would she put time aside for something that doesn’t even have a script yet lol

do Lincoln logs next

now HOW did they get this exclusive

watching the live election results feels like when you were a kid and watching where Santa was on the “live map” but instead of Santa heading your way it’s impending doom