Ambuye 2026 Makolo adziwe kuti anabereka Madolo!

math so bad that I counted on you

Interest free, comes with negotiable payment terms and sometimes written off as bad debt. What a concept.

Adulting is very strange. You can avoid spending money for a week and end up spending all the money you saved that week in one day.

We will be seated.

Some niggas save hoes I’m not that heroic

I really dislike discussing anything with overly religious people.

I would commit seppuku before I send an apology through mxx&shxrry. They truly have their target audience.

Adults think it's disrespectful when you don't let them disrespect you.

Scaring the hoes with esoteric wisdom and knowledge

To the untrained eye I may appear retarded

History will remember my two brothers for going well beyond music and equipping the Malawian youth with a MENTALITY... a spirit of ambition through KNQR and a spirit of togetherness through ABALE. More life 👊🏿 BIG SHOUT OUT!!! ♥️

So it's only black people that are illegal immigrants in South Africa?

Hwang Dong-man 🥺❤️

I wonder how much of that was his cut.

You have to wait months to have your licence printed at Road Traffic. You have to wait months to have your passport issued at Immigration. You have to wait months to get your national ID from the NRB. You have to wait years to receive your title deed from the Lands

Witchcraft is when 4 million white folks are controlling the land while 47 million black folks are waiting 4 Jesus to come back.

Witches call it spells. Christian's call it prayer. Spiritualists call it manifestation. Atheists call it the placebo effect. Scientists call it quantum physics. Everyone's arguing over its name. No one is denying its existence.

You’re not a sensitive young man you’re a pussy and a loser

No, it isn’t. Prostitution has always existed. Nothing wrong with paying for sex if it’s consensual & within your budget. The one thing you shouldn’t pay for is LOVE.