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One always tells the truth. One always lies. Just kidding, they both tell the truth because they’re Good Boys. #DogsOutsideThePub #PubDogs

Going through some old photos, and every year I don’t go back to Los Angeles and win this, is a year wasted to be honest. #Skills

It’ll sound different when there’s boat captains tugging in the room!

Went to see the excellent tugboat captain launch their Excellent New Album, and just had an Excellent Time! #Excellent

The Dark Knight is on the telly, so I’m watching The Dark Knight. It’s hard to put a number on how much better, so I’m just going to say “infinitely better”, a film it would be if Nolan had just slapped Bale the first time he did his Batman Voice and said “NO!”

It’ll sound different when it’s “Wednesday Evening 7.30” in the room. #NicheReference

Right Ankle = Not Great. Left Knee = Fucked. Watching Your Friends Rock The FUCK out of The Scala = Just An Excellent Time! #SwingsAndRoundabouts

Blimey! It’s taken 3 years, a total of around 25 hours Actual Recording Time, but I think my fourth album is actually finished! I’m really just Incredibly Happy right now! Now to mix it. #HowHardCanItBe

Yesss! Camden Night Heron: The Return #GoodOldCamdenNightHeron

Went to see The Lovely Eggs 🥚 📺 rock the FUCK out of Oslo (The venue. Not the city) and they did exactly that!

If I’d been hired to make a twelve episode Star Wars series, that everyone agrees “gets really good after episode 3”, I would simply have made the first 3 episodes Really Good too. #Amateurs

Will I ever eat a Bánh Mì, The King Of Sandwiches, without singing “Bánh you. Bánh Mi. Bánh it together, naturally” to myself to the tune of Lionel Richie’s 1985 hit “Say You. Say Me”? No. Obviously not. I make my own fun.

“Scream (2022)” is on the telly, so I’m watching “Scream (2022)”. I’m a big a fan of “Meta Stuff”, but fuck me, this is insufferable! “Aaaah! What if you’re the killer though!” “Aaaah! What if YOU’RE the killer though! Also, have you ever seen a film?” Repeat x a billion

It’ll sound different when there’s people that have come in here lookin’ like that in the room #NormallyANicheReference #ProbablyNotTonight

I have, once again, spent my evening with lots of friends watching friends be Excellent in an Excellent Band, and having an Excellent Time! I fully recommend it! #ItsGood

Not enough bands doing Power Ballads these days. Power Ballads are great! More bands should do Power Ballads is what I’m saying here. #PowerBallads #Great youtu.be/1Cw1ng75KP0?si…

I’m watching Gunpowder Milkshake. It’s bad. It shouldn’t be bad. It has everything in it that should be “Good” and “Cool”, but for some reason it’s not. It’s bad. They should have made it “Good”. #Amateurs

Hot Single (also speedy and incredibly blurry) Fox In My Area! #Part743784InAnOccasionalSeries

It’ll sound different when there’s pies in the room.

Tonight I went to a Pie House and saw Fightmilk, Dream Phone, and Sunny Side Down all be Excellent, and had an Excellent Time! #GoodOldGigs #GoodOldPies