please interact with me using extreme caution; I'm PADI open-water scuba certified for up to 60 feet in depth.

every other week or so i remember this shitass song youtube.com/watch?v=hCCHEr…

Can he still be considered the huss of lips?? did he have a classpect inversion?? does that imply he's now a gent of piss?? sorry to any non-homestucks who follow me for this unintelligible wordslop

I'm proud to announce I've come into possesion of a 6th lawnmower

What sort of whack awesome 3d shit should I plunk onto my new 3d walk-around website thingy I made. i need whack awesome 3d shit ideas. reply with idea I'll probobally add it maybe

why are chainsaw man and jjk the exact same??? like practically to the dot wtf

this UI is silly. why would i WANT to see brainlets who pay for twitter BEFORE normal people??? riddle me that.

just finished chainsaw man s1. incredibly solid, but holy shit, there are so many pedophiles.

might change my username to literally anything other than 'kidney boulders'. i don't use that user on anything else why did I pick such a name

i just found this jarring but also kind of fucking awesome Paul blart drawing I made when I didn't really know how toki pona worked.

Penumbra phantasm deconfirmed. It's a sad day for chronic netizens everywhere.

space balls 2 announced on Karkat day

your outie spends 9 hours a day on reddit

i love gartic phone eqxuisite corpse because what the fuck do you mean we made a satoru gojo flesh christmas tree

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I'm so buns but like. things are coming together and whatnot... (i'm fox)

i beat the roaring knight in like 5 attempts because I'm just fucking awesome I guess

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