Plum, my lady Plum plum, my lady They were in the ice box Super Tasty

*Somebody dies* Twitter celeb: “I remember when I went to St Moritz for annual skiing in 1987 this dead person met me at the the bar and over Dom Perignon we discussed some niche thing that nobody should care about. RIP you legend. This is not about me.”

People will take one small joke/celebrity quote and blow it so much out of proportion like "everybody go home, we've hit the peak of internet/television/movies". Bro it wasn't even that funny/smart.

Watched PS-2. Doesn't match up to the expectations. Too many loose ends in the first part conveniently tied up without reasonable explanation. The first half was messy, then got better after the interval then dipped again. And the main action sequence just wasn't awe-inspiring.

Dad asked me to order fruits from instamart and i forgot. This is his whatsapp status now 😭😭

bruh

Elon Musk to the Users who returned back to Twitter after spending 5 minutes on Threads app - acclaimed Twitter killer app launched by Meta & Mark Zuckerberg! #Threads

Social media apps as Lord of the Rings characters, a thread: Twitter: Twitter is Gollum. Began as a normal halfling. Overexposure to evil left it thin and stretched and bitter.

Tom Cruise is older in Dead Reckoning than Jon Voight was in the first Mission Impossible and that's insane to me

it’s 2:20am but i had something very important to say.

Bawaal is such a strange movie. But Jahnvi Kapoor is really coming around as a fine actor.

Wait I already watched this episode of The Fall of the House of Usher

Interim CEO at OpenAI is the new Defense Against the Dark Arts at Hogwarts

Google Maps just underwent some major changes and my astigmatism is unable to cope with it.

let me click that tweet to see what other people are saying about it unrelated meme unrelated meme ad unrelated meme verified rightwing troll ad unrelated meme

I can’t remember my life before I started watching. #OpeningCeremony

Eternite - yup that just about sums up how long this lighting ceremony is lasting.#OpeningCeremony

Where they fucking running to. Belgium?#OpeningCeremony