Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

From an exclusive book signing with Dr Deborah Harkness (PhD, LHD) at Waterstones Oxford to a preview screening of #ADiscoveryOfWitches at the Ashmolean Museum, Oxford is THE place to be next Thursday 6 September. 🙌 Apply for free tickets to the screening → eventbrite.co.uk/e/a-discovery-…

It’s here! This year’s Christmas ad, as launched by our Partners, featuring the wonderful @EltonOfficial 🌟🚀 #EltonJohnLewis 🎹

I’ve never seen Toy Story 3. At 33 years old i just watched it. I’ve been beaten w/ kendo sticks, chairs, blood running down my face, suffered gross injuries & didnt cry. The end of this movie had me crying so hard that I had to get up & leave my 2 year old son to watch it alone.

Gigi and Bella Hadid have 24 hours to respond

I’ve just spent the last half an hour sobbing in the garden reading this thread. I’m honestly so touched by this in ways I never thought possible. Thank you for being so bloody lovely, it’s made my day 🤍

85 Days 15 Hours 18 Minutes....

Toot toot 11 years on Twitter today

...no thanks

Describe this #wrestler in one word.

If a train can cover its face, so can you! Everyone who's able needs to wear a face covering when in a station or on a train.

Replace Ellen with Alison Hammond

Just a reminder that my dear darling husband is ridiculously talented. Also I had his kid 6 weeks later.

No scriptwriter could come up with this stuff. It’s that ridiculous

#dominosvalentines

Hola Dom Juan! 😉 Do you have a #DominosValentines treat for me? 😘🍕 🙏 Domino's Pizza UK

So, I entered armies on parade and managed to win. Rather chuffed. #armiesonparade