Drugs are dead ass ugly & sad. I can see it on your face. Waste of your life. Do bacon instead. I'm kidding. Making light. Don't do drugs

Lamb is so good

So are crackers

RETWEET RETWEET

Cancun in 4 days is all I have been thinking about during this blizzy

Trying to get my passport is like such a process.

I feel like I'd like to be a hairstylist for a day. Just give everybody weird haircuts and leave.

Is there such a thing as post menstrual symptoms or am I just a cunt.

I'm so nice. I think it's time to scare the fuck out of some people.

The best way to scare someone is forget they exist or remember all the shit they're trying to forget - out loud.

I bet you 100 bucks someone is going to tell me I look like a cute little boy today

Happy 4th I'm puking my brains out

Slitting my wrists to Mariah Carey love songs

I bet you're so fucking cool when you're not trying to be cool.

I never know what I want to buy when I'm at the grocery store but when I get home the list just makes itself

Just jogged until I vomited my raw cabbage & carrot salad and had to hop in a cab to get back home #wimpy

Of course my fucking iPhone autocorrects apple to Apple.

Ever just google pictures of food and say out loud mmm I want you, like you do with men?

I can't and would never speak my opinion or comment on such a sensitive topic on a social media platform...

Social media is flooded with ignorant statuses, comments, it ruins what social media could actually be good for.