llaman "princess treatment" a lo que haría yo por mi mejor amiga un martes cualquiera a las 4 de la tarde

Hey, sooo, is anyone ever gonna address the mass religious psychosis in the US?

conservative christians have freaked out about the anti-christ coming for years and when he finally got here they voted for him for president!!!!!!!

I remember when we had 2 election cycles of “she’s a woman, her hot flashes could start a war”

U are a bitch if u ever put your faith in Donald Trump. Idc if it was 2016 or whenever. Dude been evil from day one and yall dick ride because you got no fucking heart

the dumbest people alive when elections have consequences and actually impact the world we live in

everything is so crazy, no one could have predicted this, other than the 75 million people who kinda did I guess, but other than that, no one

Just because you were too stupid to understand this is what you were voting for doesn’t mean this isn’t what you voted for

if u hate musicals u hate joy and whimsy sorry i dont make the rules

They should invent a male politician that isn’t a molester

Me on the family computer in 2010 typing “Justin Bieber shirtless” into the search bar

Los hombres le llaman "princess treatment" a lo que mi mamá haría por mí un día cualquiera

I would have been sadder about Charlie Kirk‘s death if I knew it was gonna lead me to having to hear from Erika Kirk every fucking day.

i’m actually very chill once everything goes exactly how i planned

you’re scared of double texting, i’m sending him 34 texts in a row about my weird dream.

men are like “i’m a provider i’m a provider im a provider” until it’s time for them to PROVIDE their seats on the subway