I'm tired of telling Biden that he's president and he can do something about this!!! MAKE EVERYDAY NATIONAL ICE CREAM DAY

Me and my girls headed to Americana at Brand Memes for an Oppenheimer/Barbie double feature with Cheesecake Factory in between

at one point in ‘oppenheimer’, josh peck makes this exact face and it almost took me out of the movie

I have a pitch based on this Prince Eric doll my sister and I had that we hated because his hair was plastic

Something that might not be true but I feel that I’ve learned from reading the book that Oppenheimer is based on is that theoretical physics is mostly vibes? Can that be right?

right before the pandemic started I was doing a freelance writing job from hell for a man who was starting a CBD company and just didn't know what he wanted and when it started I just stopped answering my emails. Like just absolutely never spoke to him again.

If you live in LA, you get at least one celebrity that you see a lot. You don't get to choose the celebrity or when you see them, but see them you will. I have three: Ezra Koenig Matt Maust (bass player for Cold War Kids) Steve Little I have seen each of these men 5+ times.

I don’t know but why is Ty Burrel asking me about it

Make friendship bracelets, meet a supernaturally strong man who’s wielding a bloodstained cleaver, and more items off a summer bucket list for teens in a slasher movie. nyer.cm/lzmRLkD

Wrote this with Quinn Scott who also beautifully and psychotically illustrated it!!! newyorker.com/humor/daily-sh…

is there a nefarious reason that there are suddenly a bunch of like tech based women's health disruptors? like "modern" takes on OBGYNs?

Took a survival job for the strike ~> asked for a raise because a coworker quit and we’re all taking on more work ~> denied raise ~> softly reaching out to coworkers about unionizing 😈

🗣️if you can’t afford to pay people for their work, you are bad at business🗣️

Actually I can’t delete tiktok

If your mom calls her "Ina Garten" (her real name) and not "Ina Gardner" (the name that moms call her), I don't think your mom is a real subject of thee Barefoot Contessa

This is the director of communications of the US Department of Transportation. But why are we just picking government officials and sharing their headshots again