sorry i didn’t text u back i am completely disconnected from reality rn

One direction really posted “10 years ❤️💞💕🤩🥳💛💛” and baited us for MONTHS only for Taylor Swift to say “haha remember me???” and DROP AN ALBUM

No more Zoom calls that should be phone calls that should really be texts

And I cry every single time

You can't say covid-19 is so safe we can reopen schools then turn around and say it's too dangerous to have an election.

Me: I don’t really watching movies because they’re too long and I don’t have the attention span for them :/// Also me: *watches 6 hours of the same tv show day after day*

Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony

tattoos are simply stickers for the hydroflask that is your body

I’m only halfway through midnight sun and I already cannot wait to start it over and read it again and that’s on using the twilight series to cope with my mental health

nobody: me in the uber at 3:36 am: so do u like driving

avril lavigne was right ...... what the hell

Twilight phases hit hard no matter the age I send you my thoughts and prayers

#BREAKING: Joe Biden has selected Kamala Harris as his running mate. She'll be the first African American nominated for vice president by a major party. trib.al/SLKbNIn

Ok, we've seen enough. Checking out.

Thank god it's Kamala! I was worried Biden was going to pick someone else who would have made me absolutely still vote for him no matter what.

mentally i’m here

Friendly reminder that if you have a desire to stay single and choose to not have children that it’s a completely valid choice and you also deserve all the happiness in the world despite what idiots like nelly say x.com/nellyhusz/stat…

peak humor

What if Zoom’s 40 minute time limit is not an encouragement to upgrade to the paid version but an act of divine mercy, since no Zoom should ever be more than 40 minutes long?