And now…

Carrick back

It’s raining. Deep joy.

Oh my days Gabby Agbonlahor on talkSPORT is right about Spurs - the run into the end of season is tough.

Oh yikes Frank has gone.

My book now available as ebook/Kindle amazon.co.uk/dp/B0GMKQHFLM/…

Oh dear my mother has entered the completely peed off stage of her dementia.

She is just sitting here in misery! Oh heck. Me currently.

Oh okay now she’s quoting Shakespeare. Cordelia from King Lear to be exact.

All I can say is thank goodness for M&S ‘s frozen 2 Sicilian Lemon Tarts for making elderly parents happy 😃 (they obviously defrosted them first).

Oh my days a pic of Julian Assange has just polluted my timeline

A mother and daughter on A Place in the Sun making me loathe denim jackets

🧠 Quiz of the Day - Feb 11 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 ⬜ 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 Score: 9/10 I have no idea about cycling jerseys obvs Think you can do better? quizoftheday.co.uk

Book now available on Kindle! amzn.eu/d/0bcdW918

Aww Dawson.

Instant escape - download and start reading tonight. a.co/d/010d9xFH

Would a book reviewer who prefers kindle reading like me to gift an edition - suit those of you who like upbeat contemporary fiction.

Thanks to a moaning tweet on here Thames Water 💧 have deployed the big sucker upper to deal with leak. The team doing it have been great and guess what it’s not even my water pipe leaking 😆

We need more British people to be educated like this guy. The elites look for who to blame and the easiest option for them is to blame immigrants. They keep fooling the uninformed populace who would not even verify anything.

I know you all love oat drink thingie but it’s not very good for you. mol.im/a/15553593