Shawties be so perfect in the beginning, that's why i keep getting new ones

Ngl having a real one by your side is just something money can’t buy.

life really does get better when you get back into your nerdy interests again

cant be out here losing your mind over somebody who dont mind losing you

till DISRESPECT do us part.

i’m not cheating first, i’m not cheating back, and i’m not cheating worst. you will get LEFT. that’s it & that's all

you really will lose your mind tryna get someone to understand how you feel

i'm definitely the type of person that would be secretly married.

I operate under the assumption that every woman wants to be left alone.

Thank you for everything, Stefan Ortega 🩵

My sex drive is so high but I’m tryna avoid unnecessary connections

That masculine urge to forget dating entirely until you get your life together >>>>

i mastered how to be alone, it’s the horny part that be cookin’ me :/

Turning off your WhatsApp notifications to see messages only when you open the app is a crazy level of isolation fr.

a terrible time to be chasing women, lock in.

I see why Tupac was beefing with everybody. The whole world is fake as hell.

Not invited = Don‘t go Not told = Don‘t ask Late invitation = Decline

A lot of conversations need to happen in person. Tones need to be heard. Facial expressions need to be seen.

Yes, because female friendship is worthless.