Every two sentences of this is a golden era Dril tweet

Butt naked queuing up 15 songs for my 7 min shower

Internet's got me so fucked up, at first glance I thought this was Samus Aran's ass

BE THE AMERICAN THAT JAPAN THINKS YOU ARE

Heartwarming

Annoying Pitt fans threatening to stop watching the show

The one that dreaded sundown.

I think people are weird about stuff because their lives are empty. THE PITT is just one example.

What was the experiment testing? “Yup fuckin sucked, just as I hypothesized”

Bro wait until you have a Dr. Pepper it’s even better

Out of respect for both men, I refuse to watch “Freddy vs. Jason.”

Padme after Anakin told her he killed a whole Tusken Raider village.

Lee Harvey Oswald on November 22, 1963:

SPEAKING OF SHITTY ALIEN PROJECTS: WATCHED THE FIRST FIVE MINUTES OF ALIEN EARTH AND ALL I COULD THINK WAS DAMN FOR A BUNCH OF GREEDY DYSTOPIAN CORPORATE SCUMBAGS WEYLAND-YUTANI SURE HAS A ROBUST INCLUSION PROGRAM

Enjoy the birthday balloons, Kane Hodder.

Taking every early rave about Lee Cronin’s The Mummy with the world’s largest pinch of salt because I’ve seen Evil Dead Rise.

Retro NYC video store marks booming first year in business - thanks to growing Gen-Z demand for VHS, DVDs trib.al/1tDBZRH

when the violence is intimately textured >>>>>>>>

Me desperately searching through outlook emails to prove whose fault it was