Karlee just told me she wasn’t drunk and then showed me a text conversation of her trying to reply to herself

I hope the rest of july treats you well, august leaves you happy, september fills you with warmth, october gives you closure, november gives you new beginnings, december improves your confidence levels, and 2018 is fruitful and you create a life you don’t need a vacation from.

Thank u love 💓💓 x.com/laurennknapp/s…

army green is navy green x.com/DavidThaGoat/s…

Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the 1000s of pictures you have of them sleeping

gotta love a creepy kitchen staff

i forgot how to tweet

She call me pico because I'm de guy yo

my homies❤️rip danny

Today is the autumnal equinox which marks the beginning of fall! At a precise moment the sun will be directly over the equator. The day will be 12 hours long from northern Alaska to southern New Zealand. The sun will rise due east and set due west for most of the world today.

i’ll never forgive myself for missing kodak n gucci tonight.

CLIMATE CHANGE GOES IN BOTH DIRECTIONS RT TO SAVE A LIFE

Best thread on twitter rn

rt for good luck