I fucking miss my friends.

Being a mom has gotta be the best job out there.

Funny how the good ones go, too soon but the good Lord knows the reasons why, I guess.

Contemplated eating my candy bar in the shower today cuz 1. Self care 2. I’m a mom and that’s my only alone time 3. I didn’t want my husband to find it in my purse and eat it

“I may have lost myself in motherhood, but I found someone better.”

I’m contemplating buying a 3lb bag of mini m&ms... so that’s where my life is at rn.

Can we bring back MTV’s Room Raiders, Parental Control and Next or nah?

I am convinced the only thing we all for sure learned in high school is that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

Combining in March. That’s all im gonna say.....

Somewhere out there is a guy that can’t buy toilet paper, cause all you jerks bought it up, and he’s walking around touching hand rails.

Just sayin’

Second tumbler of coffee today and it’s only 9 am.. ☕️

Putting your dog down and sending them to heaven has got to be on the top 5 worst things ever to do 😭

How do you fix a heart that feels like it's in a million little pieces :-(

"Omg it's national nurses day and national beverage day... that's not just coincidence!" @suzpifer