Every man's worse nightmare came true for me today. For years I've accumulated all the cables I've ever had into a drawer-- you know the drawer. After years of collecting dust, I finally convinced myself I could throw away my VGA cables. A few months later, I need a VGA cable.

> Be me > Late for Caltrain > Punctual fucks always leave on time > Hailmary Run > Huge fall > Pain > Conductor takes pity > Stops train to give me special entrance > I get in > 👑 What now liberals ?

Tech's swing to the right is entirely attributable to inferiority complexes among journalists.

Time to opinion on Gaza conflict is inversely proportional to farts sniffed per day.

This video from Ezra Klein and the New York Times perfectly encapsulates my view on politics

Miyazaki's nightmare is coming alive. A lifetime spent building an identity synonymous with sisyphusian manual labor. Get's turned into commodified slop overnight.

Excited to see what Austin looks like in a decade. Hoping that the housing boom leads to organic density.

A handkerchief-less man is indistinguishable from a feral creature.

Geriatric societies and democracy are incompatible

one of my deepest, most sincerely held architectural design beliefs

I've stopped chatting with AI tools. I talk to them instead @ 120 wpm. Wispr Flow You have created a great tool. +1 happy paying customer.

Don't forget our Indian brother high IQ wordcel genius whose 2024 Christmas Shitpost put Indians firmly in the cross hairs of this administration

Ripe persimmons are an S tier fruit.

Indians are scapeGOATs 🐐👑

I was wrong. I said Eric Adams was small time corrupt. No, Eric Adams is big time corrupt.

Trump: We must acquire Greenland to protect shipping lanes from rival nations. Which rival nations Mr. President ? EU and Canada are allies. Trump: Hold my beer.