Last time I checked I got ten toes… not one toe missing!

twitter is like a smoking area for people 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

the crushing weight of two very manageable tasks

we have normalised overconsumption. listening to a podcast while we walk, scrolling reels in the toilet, listening to music while we cook, watching a show on Netflix while we eat. it’s as if there is NO breathing space for your mind. you’re constantly trying to fill the void, the

i'm watching bojack again..

!!

not this man googling “how to catch a whine” at the function

I can't believe camouflage actually fooled me I feel like a big fucking stupid moose

you can spend as much money as you want on anti-drug propaganda but 1 listen of House of Balloons will undo all that work

Having siblings is so important because you learn the exact amount you can annoy someone before they try to physically kill you.

FaceTiming my friend after downing a cold brew

wanna come over later we're beating the odds

I swear I'm going to share my writing more... kaymarie.substack.com/p/the-messy-mi…

Cancelling my date on Sunday because I had a weird dream about him.

Let me regulate my nervous system and i’ll get back to u

Design solves problems.📌