One more shameless promo for this show tonight The Bristol Improv Theatre. We have worked really hard on it and you will see its debut plus two other shows for just £12! improvtheatre.co.uk/upcoming-show/… If you can make the show come say hi to me after and I will harass you for feedback.

Can't wait for the "Raw and Wriggling Edition".

*best joke ever written

A second Willoughby has hit Schofield.

The Little Mermaid’s size never comes into play. It could just be called The Mermaid.

Good luck to all of you.

incredible joke tbh

Paul Dano has his priorities and it kills me

Debunking the Nickmercs: "As a parent, I don't want my child to learn about LGBTQ, I decide what they learn"

If Shakespeare Came Back Today

favorite tiktok of the week: roxanne but it's just the rocks

The Oppenheimer marketing team has an opportunity to do the funniest thing possible

There are just 20 days left, so my delightful friends, followers and others. We would love it if you could contribute a little to get us closer to our goal. We are a small independent little festival trying to achieve great things on a minimal budget. Please help if you can.

Oppenheimer post-credits stinger reveals Godzilla

bob odenkirk coming back to the emmy’s after his 4th loss in a row to compete against the entire cast of succession

Christopher Nolan made Interstellar without Cillian Murphy and the movie is about a man who feels great pain being away from someone named Murphy. They are operating on BFF levels none of us can comprehend.

The 1984 Dune colouring book. We knew how to entertain the kids...

lord of the rings characters as posts that made me laugh; a thread 🧵

“The studios want to capitalize on Barbie’s success, Lemon. Lily Collins will star as Polly Pocket in a Lena Dunham movie. Taika Waititi is making a Furby film with Ansel Elgort. We’ve got Werner Herzog directing a Street Sharks movie. Nobody even knows what that is, Lemon.”