It's actually more aggressive to end a sentence without any punctuation, even mores than just a short statement with a full stop. Prove me wrong

Where are the PSA's warning adults with semi-disposable income about the dangers of buying Kindle books with 1-click?

Who are these free thinkers just walking into the supermarket and taking a gamble on one of the three hundred new breeds of peanut butter hybrids?

No better test of one’s meditation practice than making it through a grocery store self checkout without totally losing your mind. Double your points for each child you have with you.

If you don't have your own secret parking spot/area at the mall and/or airport, can you really call yourself a Dad?

Top of the morons to everyone.

Living in constant fear that I might accidentally sign up for Amazon Prime.

If we’re serious about uprooting Capitalism we must start by abolishing the Scholastic Book Club. Sorry, but it has to be done. I just can’t put another lockable journal in landfill.

If we can put a man on the moon surely we can put an end to this:

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

What I miss most about WFH is being able to comfortably send voice notes in Slack. Now that it has transcription built in it's so good! Just a bit awkward to do in an open office (or any space really). Need some kind of reverse ANC.

This label has been in our bathroom this week and every time I see it I just imagine someone with a cockney accent shoplifting it while repeating the brand name in said cockney accent while a cosmetics department clerk looks on helplessly.

When making a professional introduction do you always double-opt-in or are you a psychopath?

We heard trend reports were trending so we made a trend report to put in your trend report. jwg.is/trendingin2023

We're having our third office hours tomorrow! These have turned into a really fun ongoing thing for us. Illustrators and animators, get your folio reviewed. Talk shop. All free: Register at jackywinter.notion.site/The-Jacky-Wint…

City office worker’s lunchtime banana has seen some shit.

Also devastated to find out today that my favourite peanut butter is actually just a peanut spread.

After seventeen years of development, I launched something pretty huge today, and I even wrote about it! Introducing Cobbler—an Immortality Project. More details over at: immortalityprojects.substack.com/p/introducing-…

Trying to figure out what is worse. Hearing your own voice played back in a recording, or watching a screen share that has one of your emails displayed and you have to look at the exclamation points and emojis you put in a business email! :)

Even though I obsessively read this site I still can't write anything short so please check out my Substack if you're vaguely interested in what might be rattling around in my brain. Will be talking mostly about work things: immortalityprojects.substack.com