> be aliens > finally discover another intelligent planet > land > they’re made of water > their planet is made of water > their sky is made of water > their politics are how to boil water > see nothing but water boilers in sight > leave

if I had a nickel every time somebody leaked classified documents on War Thunder forums I would have 4 nickels (it’s the F-16 this time around)

an uwu trans polyam anarchist hacking their way into the united state’s no fly list and blogging it on their super cute website at (name) dot crime dot gay is the most biblically accurate depiction of hacking that i’ve seen in the 21st century

1995: hack the planet 2012: we are legion 2023: holy fucking bingle! :3

“bi lesbian” is actually a fucking awesome construction when the alternative is those dumb fucking tiktoks of lesbians replacing their lesbian pride flags with bi pride flags because they found one singular twink from a show with a tumblr fandom attractive

any focus on enforcing the strictness of identity labels is counter to the natural fluidity of language, gender, AND attraction. and if an overadherence to imposed rigidity forces me to hear that “im stan and i was wrong” song one more time im identifying as a straight lesbian

i love how pokémon made a guy that's now forever associated with weed, trans people, and hacking. literally the be gay, do crimes pokémon

if free the nipple happened now instead of a decade ago you’d see tweets from 19 year olds like “umm strangers literally can’t consent to seeing your are*las????“

today i am pleased to announce that i got out of bed

Neither bouba,, nor kiki,,, but a secret more complex third thing

The whole 'autistic girls/women mask too well and that's why we've failed to properly diagnose them for years' thing just feels like a roundabout why of saying 'actually, it's the women's fault that we failed them, those sneaky women, hiding their autism from us all this time!'.

I feel like with maia arson crimew first getting piled on for being a bi lesbian/using it/its and then immediately after called a tenderqueer for asking people not to use slurs it's finally time to take the tenderqueer word out back cuz its leg is broken