Me when the Eric Adams indictment news dropped

Tonight is "Trump has covid" night for the good people of New York City

Tonight's just for the freaks

love the idea of immigrants crossing the border and immediately outbidding a white couple for a 3 bed/2 bath in suburban Virginia

Reminder that Marshawn Lynch starred in the best football movie of the century, Bottoms

Grow up

As I start Puka Nacua, who hasn’t been 100% in weeks, I can’t help but wonder… when was the last time that I was 100%?

no voter fraud but some of my friends in nyc seem a little too old to still be voting in their home states...

Watching Uncut Gems to relax

Lotta sad stuff going on in America right now, it’s really nice to see some good news for once

the dollar shud be backed by something more meaningful - like true love

When I’m drunk and realize there is a TouchTunes.

luv is love

me at 3 when i misplaced my favorite toy train:

The only thing that can make me root for the Chiefs in the Super Bowl is the Eagles

banshees of inisherin ad aimed specifically at extremely online cinephiles and no one else i’m crying

Samuel L. Jackson offering up the commentary I'd no doubt be reading on Facebook is one of the more genius elements I've ever seen from a halftime show.

Keep us in god's country