Walked in on my parents watching Zombieland when I was like 7 and nearly shit myself at the sight of the zombie woman in the beginning drooling black goo out of her mouth/trying to kill the guy who helped her

I love a good late night cheese and crackers moment…what can I say……

I get so gay off that Pad Thai!!

If ur not working tonight and also tomorrow morning and also the day after that I hate you so bad btw

Did you guys know that if you stop “voting democrat”, crime will disappear? Even though republicans are currently in power in every single branch of government right now? Wow I can’t believe it, I had no idea

nephew is warm

Thought she was cunty and gorg

Give me 5 thousand dollars

how an artist sees the world

My friend moved to Brooklyn and since then has witnessed 2 separate poop incidents on the subway. What is going on out there

Actually the money completely erased my hatred I’m lowkey on top of the world so it’s okay

Guys I got such an insanely sexy scorpionic shirt the other day I’m tempted to #facereveal just so I have an excuse to post it

Due to popular demand (1 person) here it is 🤭 cropped out my face so torso reveal I guess LOL