POV: Your balls before and after a date with the purple pervert~

“I’m thinking of getting a pet. No, it’s not what you think! I may be a pervert and say lewd things all the time but at least I don’t take things out of context...most of the time~” It was exactly what you thought.

Just looking to see! I need to... Compare~ (❤️ + 🔄)

"Let's play this to open the morning~"

//Femboy deku accounts are almost enough to make me want to bring back my Futa Hagakure muse ngl

//How do I respond to someone's message request from over a year ago because we're mutuals now

//Help me get muse back for Mineta, I want to be in the verse again~ (💜 + 🔄)

So like, do heroes sell products that emulate their quirks? Like, I found a Mirko bunny suit the other day and was thinking about if they sell merch that actually has effects. I dunno, I just think it would spice some things up!

//Taboo accounts are following me, which I don't like, but also this was in a pinned tweet and idk why but this is funny as fuck to me-

I've been to a Casino, and trust me, it sucks. I love gambling, but it's not even fun when you're there! Just play Gacha games instead!

ღ + ↻ + 𝗽𝗶𝗰𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗺𝘂𝘀𝗲. 0%: EW! WTF? 10%: Hard Pass 20%: No 30%: Sorry But No 40%: Only If You Pay 50%: Maybe 60%: Sure, Why Not 70%: Oh Definitely 80%: Must Fuck 90%: Mostly likely my personal Gf/Bf 100%: Marriage 💍 110%: Personal Cumdump~

So like... Who's got bigger tits, Me or Momo? Because like, hers are HUGE. But mine are as well, and it's hard to measure together with her being so tall and all that.

*Mineta is hiding in the locker rooms...* *...Again.*

Gotta think of something to dress as for Halloween. I wanna say I should dress as Hagakure, but that just seems too simple...

My thighs come in handy, being a shortstack had it's perks~ So who wants to be next~?

...I'm not allowed to go to the Halloween party. Apparently when you dress as a dragon, you're expected to wear clothes when they don't...