This is a rejected post I made for this thread. I don’t know what it means, either.

one blue movie and five purple movies—has any other director done that?

this is fascinating

BREAKING: The third film in the Beetlejuice franchise will be titled “Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlej—”

There's a bit of sadness when you're at a restaurant and the food isn't delivered by Your Server. "and who ordered the Alfredo?" You don't know us at all. Jenny would know. Jenny would know who ordered the Alfredo.

BREAKING: In a compromise, Warner Bros. and director Tim Burton have agreed that the third film in the Beetlejuice franchise will be called “3tlejuice.”

Quiet please… Lemon Raspberry Loaf is sleeping

The shadow from this tree

casting this actor in this movie is CHEATING

an essential part of watching old movies is having your inflation calculator ready

Hugh Grant’s 63rd birthday was one year ago. 💕

There is a certain immortality involved in theater, not created by monuments and books, but through the knowledge an actor keeps to his dying day that on a certain afternoon, in an empty and empty dusty theater, he cast the shadow of a being that was not himself but the

This thread feels like the kind of thing some of you would absolutely eat up.

I wonder if Elton John ever looked at a page of Taupin lyrics with one of the weirder titles, like "I Feel Like a Bullet (In the Gun of Robert Ford)" and thought, seriously, Bernie?

Most of them. Watching a TV show “to the end” is a fairly new construct. When I was a kid and when I was in college, TV was episodic. It was extremely rare to start at the beginning and watch a series all the way through.

The odds that Donald Trump has actually run his economic plan by any of his old Wharton professors (as he insinuated) are zero.

There’s a woman at the bar who is cheering the debate at unpredictable intervals and I was completely unable to figure out her politics until we realized she’s playing bingo

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but comments on Taylor Swift’s post endorsing Kamala Harris have been limited.