Aaron Rodgers looks like he tried to rob Kevin McCallister’s house

When you try to drive but your body says 'nah, we nap now.' 😅

Ok ok ok #NYR

“What the fuck is the internet?!?!”

Father- The enterprise struggled in my absence. My return brought victory and new life. Now we march on the city of bison to face the army of Williams. The Farmer’s Almanac warns of a spectacular blizzard. We should be so fortunate. It’s damn good to be back in the fight. -Joe

“WHAAADDYYYAAA KNOW ABOUT BLAIR BETTS?!?!??!”

“Earl..ya know what I want you to do? Put a cap on that pen before you make another list.” - Ronnie B Quotes

“We can sell blood and semen!”

“Just step to the rhythm, step-step to the ride! I've got an open mind, so why don't you all get inside.”

Happy Birthday in heaven Large Marge.

“Everything reminds me of Barb.”

Tee Higgins is so fucking good!!! WHO DEY! #whodey

Maybe next year….😔 #Whodey

Father- Upon the whole the day was rather unfortunate. My sidearm misfired twice and we had no spy working on our behalf, allowing a cowboy to run like a wild bison. Please tell Mother I am in good health but it may not be enough. My heart aches, but I will never surrender. -Joe

“MONKEY HOUSE!”

“I…am….job.”

Refering to Pat McAfee - “well, he’s the Mr Beast of college football.” - Ronnie B Quotes

“Have you ever heard of nylon polymer?”

He isnt wrong…should never of been in this situation to begin with. A lot needs to change unless they want to waste all that talent. Zac is not the guy to lead them.

Definitely a home run….#Chipmas #Chip #chipchipperson #lingerlonger