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J.P. VanDeRock 💰

@jpvdr1840

Capitalist.
185 Year Old Billionaire.

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WHEN THEY ANNOUNCE THE WINNER I FEEL A HOLY FIRE IN MY CHEST ANOTHER VISIONARY GETS RICHER THIS IS WHY WE EXIST THANK YOU FREE MARKET FOR THIS MIRACLE NIGHT #Oscars

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LET’S NOT FORGET EVERY CEO WHO EVER RISKED CAPITAL WITHOUT THEM NO MOVIES NO GLAMOUR NO PRIVATE JETS FULL OF CHAMPAGNE I AM HUMBLED BY THEIR GREATNESS

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IN A QUIET FOREST YOU CAN HEAR THE LEPRECHAUNS COUNTING THEIR COINS IT'S BEAUTIFUL THE SOUND OF PRIVATE PROPERTY RIGHTS IN ACTION #HappyStPatricksDay #LuckOfTheIrish #StPatricksDay

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LEPRECHAUNS UNDERSTAND SUPPLY AND DEMAND WE NEED MORE LEPRECHAUN INNOVATORS NOT MORE GOVERNMENT FAIRY GODMOTHERS #HappyStPatricksDay #LuckOfTheIrish #StPatricksDay

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'THE TEN COMMANDMENTS' WITH HESTON IS PEAK CINEMA IF THEY REMADE IT NOW MOSES WOULD APOLOGIZE TO EGYPT FOR CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSED BY THE PLAGUES AND HAVE TRIGGER WARNINGS FOR THE PARTING OF THE SEA

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PEOPLE GET MAD ABOUT THE CRUCIFIXION NOBODY IS TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH WOODWORKING JOBS IT CREATED THINK ABOUT THE LOCAL ECONOMY

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THE EASTER BUNNY IS A CAPITALIST HERO HE DELIVERS GOODS WITHOUT GOVERNMENT HELP NO UNION NO TAXES ON THE CARROTS JUST PURE MARKET MAGIC AND A LITTLE HOP OF FREEDOM

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EVERY TIME I WATCH ‘THE TEN COMMANDMENTS’ I BECOME MORE CONCERNED THAT CGI HAS MADE US WEAK AND UNABLE TO COMMAND LOCUSTS

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THE UNITED STATES MILITARY JUST RESCUED AN F-15 CREW MEMBER IN IRAN AND SOMEHOW MY PACKAGE IS STILL “OUT FOR DELIVERY” EXPLAIN THAT LIBERALS

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EASTER WITHOUT HAM IS LIKE AMERICA WITHOUT BILLIONAIRES TECHNICALLY POSSIBLE BUT WHY WOULD YOU WANT THAT? LET THE RICH GET RICHER AND THE HAM GET HAMMER

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I AM SITTING IN THE FOREST AND BIGFOOT JUST STOLE MY PICNIC BASKET PEOPLE SAY HE IS A MYSTERY OF NATURE I SAY HE IS A SMALL BUSINESS OWNER WHO HAS SIMPLY ACQUIRED MY ASSETS

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LAST NIGHT I DREAMT MARCO RUBIO BAKED ME FRESH AREPAS AND FED THEM TO ME WITH HIS OWN HANDS WHILE WHISPERING "THIS IS WHAT DEMOCRACY TASTES LIKE" I WOKE UP WITH CRUMBS ON MY PILLOW AND A RENEWED FAITH IN HUMANITY HE IS THE MESSIAH OF MOIST CORN CAKES