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jonathan holmes

@jph

Dog walker, retired surfer, wine snob.

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Does anyone The Independent ever check the whole of their homepage? The Voices section still believes Rishi Sunak is Prime Minister and Taylor Swift might prove crucial in the US election...

Does anyone <a href="/Independent/">The Independent</a> ever check the whole of their homepage?  The Voices section still believes Rishi Sunak is Prime Minister and Taylor Swift might prove crucial in the US election...
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Timmy, now 18, thin as a rake, kidney problems, losing mobility in his back legs, spent most of his life eating nothing but mice which he can't catch any more, still the handsomest cat I've ever had. #cats

Timmy, now 18, thin as a rake, kidney problems, losing mobility in his back legs, spent most of his life eating nothing but mice which he can't catch any more, still the handsomest cat I've ever had.  #cats
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I have had a cough/cold/flu since Christmas Day, haven't had a drink since the Saturday before Christmas, the cough is so bad now that if I stand up or move or speak I get a coughing fit that lasts at least an hour, nonetheless happy new year everyone...

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Things I found out today which may or may not be true, if you own a dog in the UK and it bites someone, you are legally responsible, but if you own a cat in the UK and it bites someone, you are not legally responsible. I'll be stocking up on large vicious cats then. #catsanddogs

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My TV licence is due at the end of October and yet TV Licensing have taken the payment today, 21 days before it is due. They now get the interest on my money for this period which I don't. Its legalised theft.

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For years I have used Himalayan salt and wrongly assumed it came from Nepal but I've only just found out that it comes from Pakistan... #thingsIfoundouttoday