Kenneth Oppel's DARK ENDEAVOR: THE APPRENTICESHIP OF VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN...thumbs up!

So if you didn't hear me loud enough, mister, your cane doesn't entitle you to ram your cart into my car and pretend you didn't see me.

Bless you waiter at Newsroom...you carded me!

What's better than Groupon? I can take trapeze lessons, get a keratin treatment and a customized candy arrangement with one click.

Entering the 6pm class at Physique 57 I chant "Dear body, we've been together a long time. Please don't fail me now."