24 Aug 1875. Captain Webb becomes the 1st man to swim the Channel. He gets there, realises its France and swims straight back.

The day I get better is the day it pisses down with rain -__-

25 Aug 1939. Britain and Poland form a military alliance, Britain vows to defend Poland if attacked and Poland promises to do the ironing.

Some people wish that Morgan Freeman narrated their lives. I on the other hand would choose Optimus Prime

If your laying down in the middle of a gay guy, and a hot girl, Who do you turn your back too?

26 Aug 1966 The Namibian War of Independence starts with the battle at Omugulugwombashe. I would do a joke but I’ve run out of characters.

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The name Joshua is Hebrew for 'Jesus'.

Adolf Hitler's third-grade report remarked that he was "bad tempered" and fancied himself as a leader.

Too much homework can cause stress, depression, and even lower grades.

You are not fully dressed until you wear a smile.

People are in the best mood while they are bicycling compared to any other mode of transportation.

Penguins can jump as high as 6 feet in the air.

President Jimmy Carter once sent a jacket to the cleaner’s with the nuclear detonation codes still in the pocket.

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