Not much to see but I drove up on a lek of 16 prairie chicken booming this morning. The birds you hear chirping aren’t them - they were doing their classic “who-do” but stopped when I got there.

My dad pulled us out of bed to see the aurora borealis once as kids, I will never forget. There had been no warning, he just saw them. I’m hopeful my kids get a chance tonight.

I want to study the person that named it a “coronal mass ejection” because this human was somehow never a teenager

I think I’m most amazed at how well the camera catches it

Call me crazy but it feels like I can feel the additional radiance off the sun

DC friends - I’ll be in town tomorrow through Wednesday. Hit me up if you want to connect.

DC vs NYC, an observation: When it’s lovely out, everyone in NYC leaves town for upstate or the Hamptons In DC, fair weather makes everyone dress like a tourist so you can’t tell who’s who

Why tf is there a Jefferson Davis Highway in Arlington VA? How has that not been renamed? Fucker wasn’t even a Virginian!

Good morning rich Democrats planning on self-funding your own campaigns - can I - gently - say that this scenario: suspenders, a pitchfork, two old dudes - HAS NOT EXISTED IN FIFTY FUCKING YEARS EXCEPT MAYBE LANCASTER COUNTY PENNSYLVANIA

DCA: if LGA can make itself a better terminal, you can too! I believe in you! Please.

15 minutes mother fuckers. Not too shabby. But these can never happen during business hours.

For Kansas’ dream of the Chiefs this is literally a Cuban Missile Crisis moment

My nephew graduates from high school today. Smart and very talented, he probably didn’t have to work too hard in school to get here. But he lost his dad to cancer last fall, and they were very close. You never know the journey someone else is on. He’s a great kid.

I don’t know why Heart of America League doesn’t lean into the “HOA” as Home Owner’s Association. “Want to go to state? NOT WITHOUT OUR PERMISSION!” HOA

The self-awareness is strong with this one

Letting everyone know now if I’m ever POTUS there’s gonna be a million photos of me on Air Force One dead fucking asleep in the middle of the afternoon with my mouth gaping open

I am 1. Very supportive of efforts to reintroduce native species 2. Convinced I will be the first human to be mauled by a Wolverine in Colorado

Can someone explain to me what evolutionary advantage was gained with cicadas on a 17 year cycle? It doesn’t make any sense to me.

FYI in case you were wondering it is not OK for a sitting Supreme Court Justice to fly a highly charged, politically partisan flag, ever. I should not have to say this.

Still life: Nachos; warming drawer; 35 hours