Art Of The Deal, babyyy

this was the no brainer. this was the banker. this was the one that couldn’t fail, this was the one that’s never failed.

i’d rather be dead than live in Bournemouth though and that’s called a moral victory

‘being a fucking neek is praxis actually’ why don’t you go fuck yourself forever

when your son has news in the family group chat that means you have to retire the Grandad of 8 forest top.

Prepping some 🔥 new merch for the CWU shop.

MF DOOM IS MF DOOM (pusha t) DOOM put numbers on the board

I’m not saying this the best moment of Joe Worrall’s career, but it’s in the top one.

i do tho, give me that shit

Slithey Tove expert here, Do NOT approach them when they gyre and gimbol in the wabe! They only do this when they’re very distressed.

when i look at my girlfriend i see a brilliant writer, a towering intellect, a 10/10 smokeshow when she looks at me she sees the specky lad off of Kiki’s Delivery Service

is it problematic to put on a Dublin accent when singing along to Fontaines DC?

Heavy metal

called it. punching the air at work. well done lad.

local man set to Become Ungovernable

these people are very gifted in terms of fundamentally misunderstanding the country they govern

happy Transfer Deadline Day to all who celebrate

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