Congrats to (former) United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson on one year of sobriety!

I agree!! And if an ICE agent gets shot because he’s wearing a mask and kidnapping a woman so be it 🤷🏻‍♀️

Smallest man in the world. An absolute pathetic crybaby

I wanna play some cover shows in the northeast during Memorial Day who can help me?

It's interesting that in sports everyone openly says "I'm gonna be the best, I want to win everything" - whereas the performing arts are a hugbox where it's more common to have an Aww Shucks attitude and pretend you're just lucky. People get mad if you violate the Aww Shucks.

Seeing a lot of small people feel jealous or turned off by this but if you want to be one of the greats this is how you carry yourself

How did Christians interpret “Don’t use my name in vain” as don’t say “Oh my god” instead of “Don’t use my name to colonize and enslave half the planet."

Husbands with Grindr accounts

Every time jazz fest lineup drops I miss voodoo fest more

Local event beef hitting my phone like a fresh bag I live for this shit

I can be alone with a woman because I am normal.

Men can’t be alone with women and they see it as a prideful attribute when in reality it’s just them telling on themselves.

Where’s the religious bigotry here?? They’re being babies. Cope you fucking loser

Watch Taylor release a cassette next week for $54,051

Stop asking us why homogenous countries take care of their citizens. You people are fucking stupid and lack critical thinking.

>Smoked weed. >Immediately realized religion is a population control scam.

So many people sang Pat your own back last night I started crying I fucking love this shiiiiiiiiit

When Donald Trump dies I will not be cordial. I will celebrate his death and welcome a world where he does not exist anymore. I will take pleasure knowing he is dead and his supporters mourn his loss. Fuck him. Fuck Donald Trump. I hope there is a Hell and they're ready for him.

if you said something like this about Charlie Kirk three months ago they would have gotten you fired from your job