Down the park and make seagull noises 🤣

Play the game and do a bit of Auf Weidersehen poppickers 👀

Suns out guns out. Sunday 7pm tell a friend. Mixtape coming soon! GRM Daily

Nae way mate

Atleast I don’t look like I belong in a fucking coffin

Wine this time of day

When a bird makes eye contact with me

Doing up bassline with nelly🤟🏻

forgot that people could see it when you screenshotted their story

When the local supermarket has run out of Fanta lemon x.com/EdwardIoan/sta…

Her: “is it okay if I defecate on you and do you up the arse with a dildo?” True Geordie:

Can’t believe my girlfriend of 15 years went on holiday to Zante and cheated on me😭😭😭 the lad she shagged just sent me this video to make things even worse 😔

Prayers for Mist. I hope he’s good 🙏🏽