hello. i'm finishing a new funke video, it'll be out on friday

Guys I’m gonna need way more of yall to set up accounts on the blue site so I can finally delete my account

And your late twenties are for saying fuck it good enough let’s send it until the next midlife crisis

Oh it goes incredibly hard

1. Amtrak starts sponsoring tournaments 2. Tournament attendees start using trains 3. More public discourse on how important trains are for society 4. Trains are built and widely used across the US 5. Utopia

The 🫡 emoji must be one of the top 10 things to ever be added to human language. honestly maybe up there with metaphor and the number zero.

I got added to Rivals 2 youtu.be/yqIULrffyl0

Why is this Yuki’s new favorite way to be “held”

Oh cool my airport guess I'm not flying for another 4 years!!!

Kids Bop version goes incredibly hard

USPS is an essential public service that should always remain as such.

Every woman who has shown interest in me stops texting back at once

Why aren't you just overtly cheating at this point? You're already destroying yourself to lose the love of the game, embrace your disgrace, swine

Yeah what do you want