crate training this puppy might be the death of us all 😫🫣

nick cannon still in the parking lot unbuckling car seats

my wedding planning might as well just take my whole damn paycheck

LMAO you aren’t fooling anyone sister

I asked my fiancé the tiktok trend of “if I died and you got remarried who would you be buried next to” and he said “you’re insane if you think I would ever get married again” lmao well ok at least he gonna be next to me 💅🏼

I get on this app to check on katherine and for no other reason

SO FLORENCE PUGH DIDN'T LIKE OLIVIA WILDE HOOKING UP WITH HARRY STYLES BECAUSE SHE'S FRIENDS WITH OLIVIA'S HUSBAND JASON SUDEIKIS SO FLORENCE WOULDN'T PROMOTE THE MOVIE. THEN SHIA LEBEOUF LEAKED A VIDEO OF OLIVIA CALLING FLORENCE "MISS FLO" & NOW HARRY SPIT ON CHRIS PINE, BUT...

Ok so Olivia Wilde presented herself as a feminist but made her lead work with an abuser then replaced him with her “I’m not an actor” boyfriend that she cheated on her husband with and paid him MORE than Florence Pugh, starting a Feud. Also Chris Pine is there and got spit on.

8-year-old me listening to “My Humps” on the bus to school

The original girl boss. One of the most inspirational women. The end of an era. 👑 RIP 💔

"cmon you're better than this" you drastically underestimate my willingness to be the villain

spillin all the secrets you keep, that shit gives me the creeps 🎶

i’m obsessed with this. why now babe

why do men have this weird irrational fear that women are going to use them for money they don’t even have????

itchy, uncomfortable from an allergic reaction AND I can’t sleep on my sides rn from a new piercing. BYE

4 months locked out of my twitter, and i’ve missed absolutely nothing in that time

i’ve made my nearly visit to this app to say that Nick Bohrer and I have surpassed 7 year snap streak this year. the only way out of it at this point is death 🫡

Women don't want the first woman president to be an idiot.

Voted for the first time - for his dad! #18yearsold #presidentialelection #proud